Remember when?!

We were at the Basketball game a few weeks ago and Jessica and I (Who had not talked in forever) kept saying "Remember when...?!" and it was driving David CRAZY! it was soo funny:) So now when ever we are together we make sure we say "Remember". We do it a lot anyways, but we do it at least once on purpose haha

I know...I know...

So on the first day of school my friend Kelsey walked up to me and said "Brooklyn you look really confused!" because I could not figure out where I was supposed to go. Now what I thought she said was :Brooklyn you have really big boobs." and so I looked at her funny and said "Well, I know but you don;t have to point it out!!" So now she was really confused and said "I just thought you looked confused..." So then I felt dumb and was like "Oh..." and told her what I thought she said...it was really funny but you kinda had to be there lol

I wanna come home now!!!

Utah

I'm having soo much fun in Utah!! lots of fun cousins and aunts and uncles:) lol Can't wait to get home though I have not seen Jessica in for ever only twice in 2 months!! That's got to be a record!!

Bored?

Have you ever tried to think of something stupid to do with a friend and could not think of anything...? Well, Jessica and I have some ideas.

1. Take a video of yourself choking on something. Don't die though. It will be fun for the other person to watch and will be an exciting video to watch later on.

2. Get all of your clothes and put on your favorite music and take a video of yourselves doing a fashion show. (that my friends is pretty entertaining)

3. Call a friend and when they answer say "Ummm, yes this is Kelly from Hanes Underwear. Am I correct in assuming that you ordered 4 boxes of Hanes Tidy Whities size 9?" It is soooo funny to hear what they have to say to that.

4. Sing along with your favorite song really badly and then ask your mom how you did. lol Jessica's mom just looked at us funny and then said nothing.

Now then we also have some advice on what NOT to do. (we know from experience)

1. Never ask your mother for advice because she will say something like "Well, you could do the dishes or vacuum."

2. Don't make food, chances are you will not feel like eating it when you are done and then you will still have to clean up that mess and then you will have to find your older brother to give the food to.

3. Do not go to extremes trying to get the lenses out of sunglasses. By the time you are done you will have damaged the glasses so much you can't wear them anyways, and you wasted 25 mins trying to get it out and then you plans to be a geek are ruined and then you have to be a gangster and then you will have one geek and one gangster and your pictures will be all messed up and the sun will be in the way and one of you will start laughing and then you can't get the picture right and now you are reading this thinking "What kind of psycho does all this?" and now your like "Oh yeah Brooklyn and Jessica" and now...never mind I am stopping now.

4. Never ever ever, snort pepper, chug an entire bottle of warhead spray, drink fun dip powder, mix together everything in your kitchen and eat it (ewwwww), drink a monster and then get helium balloons, drink 7 month old 7 up, put AA batteries up your nose (that hurts like you have no idea!), do drugs, or get pregnant when you are 13 ( we have never actually experienced those last two...just so you know)

Still a little crazy...

We really are genius children:) Jessica came over again yesterday and we got on the hammock and the other hook broke, we both landed on Caden's toy light sabers, Jessica has a big bruise. We tried putting it back up but there was nothing to tie it to so we went upstairs to eat fun dip powder:) that was an...interesting experience. Later we went to her house and tried to think of something stupid to do but could not come up with anything that we have not done yet...

We were a little crazy:)

Jessica was at my house last night...We went a little bit crazy! But it was so much fun! We were sitting my the computer and we were both telling each other stories at the same and both thought our stories were really funny, so we were both laughing but did not know why the other person was laughing. We were both talking and yelling and laughing, it was a bit loud, but lots of fun. Later we were on the hammock in my basement and we were just sitting there and the hook decided to break. I fell right on my butt and Jessica went flying back into Caden's little fake kitchen set. It was sort of painful, but very funny. So... being the genius Children we are...I tied the hammock back up to the pull-up bar, and we got back on it:) It is a good thing a good at tying knots because we did not fall again...we did however put pillows and mattresses underneath us and behind us just in case.

Miss you!

School is out...... no one is here (thanks brooklyn for leaving me here) brooklyn needs to come back home cause i miss that girly! and all my other girlies at school and such...... so if you're reading this and you haven't seen me since like yesterday I MISS YOU!

go fish!

Jessica and I were on the phone about 3 weeks ago telling each other stories, and she told me about how, when she was little, she and Trent would play cards underneath her bedroom door. She was telling me the games they would play and she was like, "War, old maid, capture the fish..." and I interrupted saying "capture the fish? do you mean go fish" and she was like "oh, well i knew it had fish in it"

milking chickens

Ok, so my aunt teaches her kids some sign language before they can talk so that they can communicate without screaming. So one of my cousins was doing the sign for milk and I could not figure out why that was the sign until my aunt said "It is like you are milking a cow." Well that made total sense. Then my other cousin said, "Yea like a cow or a chicken, like milking a chicken!" It was really funny...

Adam is a Wonderful Boy

My family and I were just about to sit down and have family prayer and Adam was in his room because... well, I honestly don't know but he would scream for no reason like usual. Well, my dad asked why he was screaming and my mom said, " He screams at lots of things just watch, Adam is a wonderful boy!" Adam replied, "I'm not a wonderful boy!" Garrett, " Adam is a wonderful boy!" Adam, "I'm not a WONDERFUL BOY!" We were laughing at this point, Adam, "Stop LAUGHING it SNOT funny!" Sadie ," Adam is a wonderful boy! hehhee" Adam , "IM NOT A WONDERFUL BOY .... STOP LAUGHING AT ME ITSNOT FUNNY! But , it was.

Even more pictures because it would not let me post more on that last one...

that one is funny

now that is smexy!

I look pretty sweet right there!

that one is just weird:)

cutie!

idk what we are looking at!?

I like this one...

haha!

More pictures of us being dorks!!!

haha!!!

my tongue!!!

IDK...

That is make up on her tongue!

funny tongues!

So tired from being weird...

Random!

We look like dorks:)

Ewe! get your nasty tongue out of my face!!! JK

That's pretty smexy!!
(Yes, smexy)

Jessica really likes this one

I thought this one was funny!

That was exciting

So was that!

We know, We know, we look like dorks...

You need a bathing suit to swim!!

One time Jessica and I were going to the Centre. We were almost there when Jessica announced, "I forgot my bathing suit!" Of course that is the one thing that she would forget when we are going swimming... So we went home to get it, but that was really funny and I still tease her about it when ever we go swimming:)

"Blit Smack!"

So when ever something happens that Caden is not happy with, instead of saying "Darn it!" or "Shoot!" he yells "Blit Smack!" When asked, "What the heck does that mean and where did you hear it?" He replies, "In Lilo and Stitch, the bad guy says it..."

flowers and magic

Brooklyn and I were up on top of the monkey bars in my backyard and Adam came up to us with flowers and said "These are for you sissy and Brooklyn! WOW! how did you get up there?!" And we replied, "Magic!"
"What kind of magic?"
"Like flying magic!"
"Wow! I will try that!" and then he ran around the yard yelling "Vroooooom! Vroooooom!"
It was so funny!

Korey's song

Old McDonald had a pterodactyl E-I-E-I-O
With a WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA here
and a WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA there
Here a WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There a WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Every where a WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Old McDonald had a farm...
WWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lots of weirdness!

Brooklyn: You know when I moved here I thought you guys were so weird!
Sister Schuck: You thought we were weird!?!
Brooklyn: Well yea, I did not know you guys then...now I know you are weird, unfortunately for you people, you will never be quite as weird as me, sorry!
*Then Jessica and I left her looking completely confused as if I was odd for thinking they were weird, like I am weirder than them...ha...OK well yes I am weirder then them but we can be friends anyway!*

I Was Wondering Why...

Brooklyn and I were at my house eating dinner and we were eating the yummyly delicious jiggly jell-o when Garrett decided to sneeze and well jell-o came out of his nose.... yes EWWWWWWW so he decided to lick the snot/jell-o off his nose and upper lip, I commented saying, "ewww there's jell-o coming out your nose!" and he answered, " I was wondering why every time I licked it, it tasted like jell-o."

haha really fun sleep over!

Mine and Jessica's hands

We are fishies!

IDK on this one...

haha we are such freaks!

I'm gonna kiss you!

:)

leave a comment of your funniest memory!

Makin' chocolate milk...

There we were in the kitchen making a breakfast of pancakes with chocolate milk, When Joryn looked at Spencer, (who was in charge of making the chocolate milk) and said "You got enough chocolate in there?" Referring to the 4 giant scoops that Spencer had put in each cup. Spencer looked at her with her 3 year old smile and said "It takes the right amount of scoops to taste the right amount of good..."

Of course

My 1st word: Cookie
My first phrase: Give me that cookie now

Sit there if you must...

I was about 4, when I was hiding under a chair for no particular reason...well, my mom sat on the chair and I looked up at her and said "Sit there if you must! But kindly remember that I’m hiding down here under this chair and I don’t want to be stepped on, or kicked in the face, or pummeled, or crushed in any way, or squashed, or buffeted about, or bruised, or scarred, or biffed. Just watch what you’re doing, Mrs. Radiant."

She must love me! I'm her dorkweed

To Brooklyn,

"GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, THE EARTH SAYS HELLO DORKWEED!!!!"

With love, Jessica

What?!?!

Jessica: *Going off on something random and then all of a sudden* "Sometimes I make people confused just by saying what!"
Brooklyn: *Completely confused* "What?!?!
She thought this was so funny and teases me about it all the time...I really didn't get it though:)

Do not jump out of school buses!

Caden: Chance?
Me: Yes, Caden?
Caden: If you jump out of a school bus while it is moving, do you die?!
Me: Ummmmm, yes why?
Caden: Because my friend said he was going to...but I will tell him what you said so maybe he won't.

Throwing balls in the house...

There I was, 3 years old...throwing a ball up and down in the house, when my mother caught me. Instead of losing her temper, (because she told me this at least once a day) she said sweetly "Chance please stop throwing that ball in the house" and myself being the sweet 3 year old I was, replied, "Mom, I am not throwing it! I am putting it in the air..."

Saving "Twisidia"

While we lived in California we did not have a lot of money because my dad was in Dental School. We had a family meeting about saving electricity, "Turn off all of the light when you leave a room to save electricity" Said my dad. About 2 weeks later came my day...I had just left the kitchen, and remembered to turn off the light! I ran up to my mom and said, "Good thing I turned off the kitchen lights, 'cause we didn't wanna run out of twisidia!"