Bored?

Have you ever tried to think of something stupid to do with a friend and could not think of anything...? Well, Jessica and I have some ideas.

1. Take a video of yourself choking on something. Don't die though. It will be fun for the other person to watch and will be an exciting video to watch later on.

2. Get all of your clothes and put on your favorite music and take a video of yourselves doing a fashion show. (that my friends is pretty entertaining)

3. Call a friend and when they answer say "Ummm, yes this is Kelly from Hanes Underwear. Am I correct in assuming that you ordered 4 boxes of Hanes Tidy Whities size 9?" It is soooo funny to hear what they have to say to that.

4. Sing along with your favorite song really badly and then ask your mom how you did. lol Jessica's mom just looked at us funny and then said nothing.

Now then we also have some advice on what NOT to do. (we know from experience)

1. Never ask your mother for advice because she will say something like "Well, you could do the dishes or vacuum."

2. Don't make food, chances are you will not feel like eating it when you are done and then you will still have to clean up that mess and then you will have to find your older brother to give the food to.

3. Do not go to extremes trying to get the lenses out of sunglasses. By the time you are done you will have damaged the glasses so much you can't wear them anyways, and you wasted 25 mins trying to get it out and then you plans to be a geek are ruined and then you have to be a gangster and then you will have one geek and one gangster and your pictures will be all messed up and the sun will be in the way and one of you will start laughing and then you can't get the picture right and now you are reading this thinking "What kind of psycho does all this?" and now your like "Oh yeah Brooklyn and Jessica" and now...never mind I am stopping now.

4. Never ever ever, snort pepper, chug an entire bottle of warhead spray, drink fun dip powder, mix together everything in your kitchen and eat it (ewwwww), drink a monster and then get helium balloons, drink 7 month old 7 up, put AA batteries up your nose (that hurts like you have no idea!), do drugs, or get pregnant when you are 13 ( we have never actually experienced those last two...just so you know)